Dicklongdocus Greeting card

Dicklongdoncus Greeting card

Unearthed from the depths of prehistoric filth, the legendary Dicklongdoncus has finally been discovered! Long, sticky, and undeniably hard to ignore, this majestic beast is here to make any occasion wildly inappropriate. Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or just to remind someone that size does matter—especially when it comes to laughs.

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